brown snake

The action of shitting into a condom, than using it as a dildo.

Something Heather Carey would use as a dildo.

"Hey, Look! Heather is working that brown snake."

by TMyspace2000 July 26, 2009

Solid Snake

The man who faces his daily challenges (such as a Hind D or a Tank) with a pistol. Famous for using a cardboard as a shield against tranquilizer guns and luring his enemies by placing the Japanese version of Playboy at random places.

GENOM-SOLDIER: "Huh? What was that noise?"
Solid Snake: *CQC*

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Snake? SNAKE!!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKE!!!!!????

by SorrowMantis July 17, 2011

cocoa snake

Any turd that is at least 8 inches in length.

This morning I woke up and took a shit, dropped a massive cocoa snake in the bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 31, 2018

snakebites

two verticle body peircings that resemble the fangs of a snake.

lip, nipples, genitals, ect.

"dude your snakebites are so hardcore!"

by Mary Morphine. June 21, 2007

Snake

A snake is someone who you think is really nice and kind to your face, but then turns out to stab you in the back.
Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite.

Did you hear what Charlotte said about Chloe?
Oh my gosh! Yes she is such a Snake

by I'm anonymoose January 3, 2016

snake

1. fake friends
2. the worst thing to have on a plane

She wouldn't be surprised if Terese was a snake.

by mikamookamickeymouse February 28, 2017

Angry Snake

An angry snake is when upon ejaculating, you furiously shake your dick to give it the appearance of a moving snake, throwing sperm all over your partner’s face in the process.

“Man, I gave Laura the angry snake last night! Bitch be looking like Caspar the ghost afterwards.”

by Yoda Da Pimp October 15, 2017