Silent coke

1)when your drink sucks so much you need a coke(you don't mix it with anything, just a regular coke dude) that shouldn't be there so your able to gulp it down, secretly (as in nobody needs to know your drink sucks or may be your just a light drinker)
2)a coke that's not supposed to be there or your friends shouldn't know its there or why its there.
3)a coke that doesn't talk because cokes don't talk

girl: your drinking tequila? straight up? that's hardcore
guy: (damn it i shouldn't not have ordered pure tequila on a cup, its not even chilled! i need a silent coke!) yeah, i know right? this food is really good, could really use a soda, waiter could you fetch me a coke(silent coke)?

by soulsxnabil November 30, 2010

silent slut

A silent slut is a girl who fucks every boy and makes sure her parents do not find out.

Jayden:Dude i just fucked Crystal
Thomas:No way?! The silent slut?
Jayden: Yah

by KoolAidFrog November 4, 2015

Silent Treatment

Saying to someone "you don't matter" without saying it

"Mom, please just talk to me. Please."

Mom: ...silent treatment for days and days

by Witchywoman8899 June 6, 2022

Shitting Silent

When taking a shit in a public restroom, your in a stall, letting loose. All of a sudden someone enters, and you do all your best to keep your shit sounds at a minimum. This also applies for first dates and family parties.

I had the runs and was taking a shit, when all of a sudden a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom. I spent the next 2 minutes shitting silent until they left.

by Qweezy December 14, 2009

Timeline Silencer

Someone that constantly induces silence at online communities (twitter, facebook etc.) by sharing content that is totally detached from what the majority of the audience expects.

Typical silencers include: porn, pain and pain associated with porn.

@christiansrcool says: What a beautiful morning! at 08:27

@normalguy27 says: Damn! Burnt my pancakes again. at 08:28

@ timeline silencer says: Crime took my face. It forgot to take my knives. I´m coming for you! at 08:31

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@anothernormalguy says: is google out? at 08:45

by terminal1 July 8, 2010

awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.

"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*

by TheBald February 18, 2011

Shley

A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats.

That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy.

by Bob November 28, 2003