terminal1's definitions

Timeline Silencer

Someone that constantly induces silence at online communities (twitter, facebook etc.) by sharing content that is totally detached from what the majority of the audience expects.

Typical silencers include: porn, pain and pain associated with porn.

@christiansrcool says: What a beautiful morning! at 08:27

@normalguy27 says: Damn! Burnt my pancakes again. at 08:28

@ timeline silencer says: Crime took my face. It forgot to take my knives. I´m coming for you! at 08:31

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@anothernormalguy says: is google out? at 08:45

by terminal1 July 8, 2010

post-privilege depression

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.

today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard

by terminal1 April 19, 2023

CBA

stands for cryptobehavior analysis

the abstract art of inferring social cues through otherwise innocuous behavior

- Did you see what that girl did?

-Man, nothing has happened...

- Dude, put your CBA goggles...

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by terminal1 October 14, 2017

DSN Syndrome

DSN stands for Dystopian Slut Nightmare. This syndrome affects mostly unnatractive succesful men that become haunted with dreams of sedimenting commitments with his low adherence lovers, ending up with a trophy wife or the like.

- So, Brad is talking again about going steady with Beth.
- It´s just his DSN Syndrome talking.

by terminal1 September 22, 2011

mega drop

Same as a Mic Drop but done to authorities figures.
It refers to a megaphone.
And it's mostly metaphorical.

Punk'd Churchill was a huge mega drop!

by terminal1 July 23, 2020

hopesick

a condition of extreme, or long sustained, wishful thinking that do not correlate with reality.

- He acts as if they were a couple, but she seems to treat him as a friend.

- Don´t mention it, he´s completely delusional and hopesick.

by terminal1 October 18, 2010

Quantum Fomo

A condition derived from the realization that out of all versions of yourself in he multiverse, your counciosness is currently trapped in the least interesting or exciting one.

- There's a universe where I am an Olympic Athlete, a world where I am the president, a universe where I am a porn star, a...

- Dude, avoid Quantum Fomo. It's an inescapable rabbit hole.

by terminal1 August 16, 2021