Short Pants

Short pants or short trousers are the original names for what many people sadly only know as shorts today.

mother: Tommy put your short pants on instead, it is too hot outside for long pants!

Short Pants by truthwillsetyoufree123 November 16, 2016

Short Stuff 

A nickname or pet name for a guy with a small penis. Can also refer to someone with a short structure.

Justin Bieber is short stuff.

Short Stuff by WhoDatFreshBoi May 12, 2017

short guy 

A male usually 5'6 or under. At one time in history it was considered okay to be 5'4 - 5'6. Nowadays its abnormal and unattractive to females. Doesn't matter if your good looking or nice, short guys usually have to struggle when finding a female who will actually give them a chance in a crowd of tall males. Soon to be extinct.

Girl #1: "How about that short guy?"
Girl #2: "Hes cute...but too short."
Girl #1: "What about that other guy?"
Girl #2: "Hes kinda ugly but very tall....i think im gonna have sex with him!"

short guy by joe show2121 February 8, 2010

Short Sleeved Magician 

N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.

Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"

Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"

Short Sleeved Magician by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010

Short-short-long

A rhythm during sex where entry is very shallow for two thrusts, followed by a single surprise deep entry. Generally used for teasing purposes.

"I teased her by going short-short-long on her for an hour."

Short-short-long by O-bone April 21, 2007

Short Throat 

When, during oral sex, the penis barely crosses the threshold of the throat. The most shallow form of throat penetration.

"Dude, how was last night? That bitch give you some deep throat?" ... "Nah man, I barely even got short throated, she couldn't handle it."

Short Throat by Law-BooGiE January 8, 2012

Short hills

The richest place in the US with actual Indians and Chinese people. If you aren’t hot or seriously smart you have no place in this town. Don’t even think about going to the most famous thing about this town except for the bitchy attitude (the short hills mall) if you don’t have $2,500 dollars in your pocket. Everyone here flexes there money by sending their kids to one of the 20 private school with $80,000 dollars tuition that you have to be ultra smart to get into. But most parents just bribe the school with a shitload of money to get their kid in. If you haven’t been invited to at least 30 bar mitzvahs by the end of the year, you can consider yourself and unsocial prune and irrelevant. The bar mitzvahs usually end up with two kids getting caught in the girls bathroom hooking up. Since half the moms are friends, they will figure out all the shit in under an hour. If your parents are like every single parent in this rich-ass town who have high standards, you’ll be in deep shit once you get caught doing anything. The girls dress like they are fucking pornstars and don’t give a shit if they get hit on at the local Starbucks, where everything costs $20 and the line has more people in it than the amount of money the next town over has. All the girls plans for their future say hook up, lose their virginity, get a job, get fired, sleep, repeat.

You fucking rich-ass price of shit. You definitely live in the fucking richest dumpster in the world short hills

Short hills by I will Yeet you in my pool May 4, 2019