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I’m the singer 

Phrase declaring to all that the speaker is the real brains behind whatever subject matter is being discussed and celebrated, and that proper accolades should be directed at him/her instead of being improperly credited to someone who is undeserving of such praise.
After the gig Several people from the crowd gathered with the band backstage. Everyone credit around Stevie, praising all that he did that evening and reminding him of what a phenomenal frontman he was. After listening to all that he could stand Nikki told all in attendance, “All of you all, every one of you, have got to be as bird-brained stupid as he is,”,nodding in Stevie’s direction, “that piece of shit cockbite ain’t shit. I’m the one who scores and books our shows, I’m the one who writes ALL of the songs, and I’m also the one who showed your idol there how to move and when to do so. Muddy fucker couldn’t sing his way out of a wet paper bag. Though I’m the drummer in the background, I am the very heartbeat of this band and, you stupid muddy fuckers, I’m the singer”.
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Every. Single. Time. 

Used to draw attention to an obvious connection between those who share their ideology and agenda with the international banking cartel to brazen and overt attacks against the long term sustainability of civilisation.
Bill: I read an article by Joe Schlongberg discussing how your wife should be free to sleep with whoever she wants and you should just support her, no matter how many venereal diseases she contracts.
Harry: Every. Single. Time.
Related Words
single sin Singapore sinead Sink sina sincere sinep sinan Sinner

siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA 

the best song from the musical "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals"
hidgens: siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA
emma: wHat
paul: wHaAAaAaaAAAaaT
hidgens: i sAID SING GODDAMNiT

mOANA MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY
consider the coconut
HU-HU
consider its tREES
uh god gives us what wE-
aND NO OnE leAVES

the circle of life

Selective Sinning 

When someone who’s usually a Christian, only abides by some rules in the bible that they deem morally wrong. Like gays go to hell, but they still get drunk or watch porn.
Someone: Why is Barb getting a divorce does she know it’s against the Bible?

Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.

Johnny Sins

a doctor, astronaut, teacher, boss and so much more.
Bob: Hey mom. I aspire to be Johnny Sins one day
Mom: I'm so proud of you
Johnny Sins by I SAID RED October 18, 2020

Shower sins 

Things Ryan does in the shower that will make you feel forever unclean
The Hard Rock hotel in Cancun fined Ryan $500 for the love stains left from his shower sins.
Shower sins by Chotobomb September 9, 2019

Since 'Nam 

A term used to exaggerate the age of an event or occurance.
"I haven't been to Applebees since 'nam."

"Dude, take that jacket off. No one's worn that style since 'nam."