Is everyones favorite weather man, lunatic, midnightlover.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
by SuggaDaddyV June 28, 2009
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Samantha knows how to do so many thing that it's hard to describe what kind of skills she has. She must be a Professional Randomist.
by ChibiAngel86 April 21, 2009
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A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
by wangjiahua December 11, 2010
Get the professor dickdouche mug.Boy: I love you forever, I always have.
Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
by With Love chris June 29, 2016
Get the professional bullshitter mug.Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.
by okla_ddog December 9, 2010
Get the Minimum Profanity Threshold mug.1)to be deep/insightful
2)hard to grasp/understand to the shallow mind or someone of ordinary knowledge.
2)hard to grasp/understand to the shallow mind or someone of ordinary knowledge.
I found the preacher's sermon to be very profound and insightful, today.
Bob wasn't ver profound when he said, "I like beer and sex."
Bob wasn't ver profound when he said, "I like beer and sex."
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