Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.

Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.

by Rob August 3, 2005

christmas presents

people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning

I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.

by nigelisgod November 29, 2010

preserve

To persevere.

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." -George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire

by bigk January 19, 2004

Priested

Meaning the same as "raped" in an online game such as COD or Halo.

Did you guys win your clan match?" "Oh yeah we priested those Randa Pandas!

by doosh mcbag September 25, 2010

techno priest

Someone who uses online gaming as a means of spreading there religous beliefs. Some techno priests are quite stuck up about their beliefs to the point they will subtly berate those who are non believers. Often contradict themselves by preaching over shooting or m games due to their higher popularity, as well as using them as a stepping stone . All religions can have techno priests, not just christianity.

guy 1:"Dude I straight up shot that guy in the face!"
techno priest:"You know if this was real life god would send you to hell for killing a man. But if you believe in jesus as your saviour then you will-"
*(techno priest) booted*
guy 1:"Damn techno priests, annoying is what they are."

by charlie lower February 19, 2008

Grand priest

The weaker form of the character El Grande Padre
He is Son Gohan’s father and one of the most powerful people in all 12 universes.

Grand priest: you are too powerful gohan
Gohan: esto es el fin

by Cool Hokage February 24, 2020