porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men

person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting

by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021

Posting

When a drain that is cover with so much water starts a vortex it eventually disappears due to reduces water supply so the entire thing drops down revealing the drain grate draining water at a much faster rate. Named after Post 10 YouTuber.

The drain is posting, I can now see the grate.

That drain is about the post, come watch.

by WolvReigns May 8, 2021

poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.

"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"

by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021

posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.

Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro

by peacedit June 9, 2021

Posing

Going for a look, an image.

She wanted to look tough posing with her carbine in the picture.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

poking pockets

trying to get money off someone

through pestering and little things

ea are always poking pockets

by kaleidoscope23 July 2, 2021

Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021