phuck

a really annoying person who texts people even when they ignore the texts.

damn, christine is a real phuck

by killer45000 April 13, 2011

respect the pouch

when a women secretes air from her vagina into an empty capri sun pouch and is then inhaled through the nose

i think my bitch hasnt showered in a while, i pulled a respect the pouch and did not enjoy it

by zoblo samuels August 10, 2010

phuck

The politically correct way to use the word "fuck" in an email. Using phuck or phucker or motherphucker does cause throw a red flag in corporate emails.

BBN - "Phuck my motherphucking boss, if I want to heat up chittlings at lunch, I'll heat the phuckers"
Snoflake - "But they smell like phucking crap"

by Big Black & Nasty March 25, 2008

phuckcake

A person who often makes ridiculous claims about themselves, others, and the state of the world. They often tend to bully others with claims of their own superiority. Otherwise known as an "evilchris" or "raging idiot".

That phuckcake has no clue what is going on through his beer goggles.

by Soul Inhaler September 17, 2008

panda pouch

an anoying asian usually crossing the street at a very slow pase at the wrong f@cking time! (POSSIBLY A COMPUTER GEEK)

get the hell outta the way PANDA POUCH!

by mcmuffin217 January 19, 2009

Tranny Taint Pouch

The pouch that is surgically grafted to the inside of the leg of a tranny to conceal their penis. This same effect can also be obtained with the use of a piece of material much like a maxi pad that holds the penis tightly to the taint.

I think that girl might be a man, I swear I saw a Tranny Taint Pouch on the inside of her leg!!

by Eyedea October 13, 2012

Puerto Rico Water Pouch

When a Hispanic man dips his scrotum into hot water, then wrings out the water from his pubic hair onto the chest/face of a (preferably consentual) sexual partner.

Joe gave Timmy a Puerto Rico Water Pouch during a rough session last week.

by Aerethan March 21, 2013