Nasty Phillip

Nasty Phillio, n.

Preceding coitus, patting, then rubbing vigorously goat shit across the eyes of a lover, then taking an axe to give this lover a nice set of cloven feet….er manually, that is to say split their foot up with the axe about 6”. Then proceed with coitus.

After dragging his sweet Catherine behind a pickup truck while having his meth’d up friends throw bricks and bottles at her and cursing her terribly, Jo-Jo decided a “Nasty Phillip” was in order!

by Red monster boy April 4, 2022

Chicken Phillip

When you are drunk and you want red rooster

It's gotta be red chicken phillip

by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Phillip

A Phillip is a very strong person, and when he goes all out, then it's over for you.

Boy 1: "Phillip is fat."
Phillip: "No."
*Phillip proceeds to knock Boy 1 out.*

by lil mil May 12, 2021

Charlie Phillips

A wack ass drugger who has to wait 5 years to take his girlfriend to prom. This can be used as a slang term for nonce.

Yo Danny finger fucked his little sister, What a Charlie Phillips.

by Lego pornhub sets February 26, 2020

Philliam

The legitimate name for a person who goes by the name of Phil.

One at first may believe that Philip is the true name of anyone who goes by the label of Phil, but this is false, and is actually Philliam.

It is widely believed that Prince Philip himself changed this name due to childhood traumas, and had the Queen declare the name Philip as the proper title of a Phil... By brainwashing the masses.

(In posh British accent) My name's Philliam, Prince Philliam.

by Billiam Of Dankobury July 19, 2017

Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.

1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."

by FunThrax October 28, 2009

Emo Phillips

A quirky stand-up comedian from Downer's Grove, Illinois who won the 1985 Music Award for best comedy album, "E=mo2," released stand-up video, "Live at the Hasty Pudding Theater," and has worked in television and movies. Also famous for his coleslaw recipe and being quite handy with the ladies.

We spent our childhood watching Emo Phillips, which consequently had a major influence on our oddball sense of humor.

by stevewk May 17, 2007