Kung Pow Pecker

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.

Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker

by Peter Ching June 29, 2021

Funny pecker

Funny pecker is funny haha 8======)

Haha funny pecker fell off

by Funny pecker July 6, 2021

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

pecker tweet

A tweet that includes images of a penis.

Anthony Weiner sure got in trouble over that pecker tweet.

by W. T. Effman December 8, 2011

Pecker peeker

Someone who peeks at other guys peckers.

Guy 1:"Dude, I think the guy in the stall next to me was pecker peekin."

Guy 2: "He must be a pecker peeker."

by DTime August 18, 2011

Pecker Pouncer

Harlot, Trollop, Tart.

My friend Alyssa is such a pecker pouncer I can't take her around men.

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

pecker pillows

Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.

I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.

by kadis zutton July 6, 2011