Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
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Salmon Panty

Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.
by Skankbone November 26, 2013
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Salmon Licker

Lesbian, gay or bisexual female. A woman who enjoys the delights of giving oral pleasure with the tongue.
1. "You guys are wasting your time, she's a real salmon licker."
2. Man1: "How did the first date go last night, did you get laid?"
Man2: "Fucking waste of time, the bitch must be a Salmon Licker"
by Sebonis February 24, 2010
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Miles The Salmon

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet
Miles The Salmon fucked a toilet
by GhostGuy<3 November 07, 2021
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Nuclear Salmon

A color located in between hot pink and salmon, Its the color you get when you feed a salmon nuclear energy.
"I bought a nuclear salmon sweatshirt the other day".
by Splet August 06, 2017
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Salmon Trench

"Oi, take a gheez at my salmon trench."
by bunt January 18, 2008
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Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.
Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!
by Zlla January 28, 2025
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