goofie newfie

a person residing outside of Newfoundland who mistakes newfoundlanders for being goofie, or stupid in some way

WERE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!

goofie newfie

Nathan, you're a GN!
NO IM NOT!

by SILLYFINLAY March 13, 2011

Newfy stash

A large, bushy mustache common to men from Newfoundland.

Wow,my dad had a huge newfy stash in the 80's!

by Melancholicme July 26, 2010

Newf

Synonym for a useless sack of garbage who is obsessed with "saving" people who are less indebted than her, especially Africans, through voluntourism. A newf would rather spend $4000 on a plane ticket to volunteer in Africa for one week than give the money to the Africans to spend on water or use it to pay down their own student loans.

Did you see that bitch Britt trying to save Africa again? What a newf.

by pranksterjoe February 25, 2019

newgasm

That feeling you get when you run your fingers across a perfectly new, untouched, just opened glossy surface for the first time and it makes that squeaky sound.

Ashley: I just opened my new iPhone. *peels the film off*
Jake: can I touch it?
Ashley: umm.. Jake, I'm pretty sure you just had a newgasm

by Coolnick46 November 13, 2014

Newman

A shithole school in latchford ,Warrington.They keep dead rats on the floor and never clean up.

I went to Newman it’s a shithole and now I don’t have a job

by Pete1123 July 28, 2018

Newman

A racial slur directed towards caucasian skinned people implying incest, ineptitude and virginity. Derived from the Newman family of Newcastle NSW

That disgusting white guy is such a Newman, oh wait that's just Jack Newman

by JackNewman June 2, 2019

Newark

A city in New Jersey which has a big ass airport and smells like actual shit

I was on my way to Philly when I pass Newark on the turnpike and I wanted to vomit it smelt so bad

by vertjambon June 8, 2019