Newf
Newf by Geoffrey Best March 2, 2003
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Newf
I dont know what that other fuckin idiot was writing about but a fuckin newf is NOT a fuckin name for a newbie or whatever the fuck he said, it has absofuckinlutely nothing to do with fuckin video games or any bullshit like that, a Newf is someone from Newfoundland, or someone who's family comes from Newfoundland, which is a province in Canada.
The fact that someone was born in Newfoundland makes them a Newf, not the fuckin fact that they suck at video games.
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Newf
Synonym for a useless sack of garbage who is obsessed with "saving" people who are less indebted than her, especially Africans, through voluntourism. A newf would rather spend $4000 on a plane ticket to volunteer in Africa for one week than give the money to the Africans to spend on water or use it to pay down their own student loans.
Newf by pranksterjoe February 25, 2019
Newfield High School
A shitty pizza hut in the 631. You got it all here, overpopulated classes, "Newfield Sleeps", victim-blaming administration, fine-ass sports teams, teachers and students committing love in Spain on language trips, disengaging lessons, and some green ass meatballs.
Dude, you went to Newfield High School? -Person 1
Yeah, you remember their green-ass meatballs? - Person 2
Yeah, you remember their green-ass meatballs? - Person 2
Newfield High School by Newfield Guy 101 December 3, 2021
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