Piss on mouse

Another way to say "for sure". Comes from the lack of effort it takes to literally urinate on a rodent.

"Hey Sal, you going to the party tonight?"
"Ya man, piss on mouse"

by promethadeine February 29, 2020

Minnie Mouse

Pulling a Minnie Mouse; An unlikely girl who is sleeping with the best trash.
Usually when there is a perfectly good man waiting at home.

Chap: Dude, is that your wife hanging with that scuzzy dog.

Ole Man: Yeah, I'm gunna divorce her, know any good lawyers?

Chap: Divorce? What'd she do pull a Minnie Mouse?

Ole Man: No shit! She's fucking Goofey!

by the Toad October 17, 2010

You got a mouse in your pocket?

A reply to a person who has used the word "we". The person making the reply is telling the speaker no one is effected by their statement other than them. Or, in an organization (work or volunteer positions), someone has just said that "we" all need to do something. This reply means that it's agreed the work needs to be done, but the speaker is the only one who must do it.

Employee to Boss: "Have you considered my program initiative? I think it's important, we really need it implemented to make my fall task easier."
Boss: "You got a mouse in your pocket?"

by Jake Placer December 15, 2012

if you give a mouse a cookie

This is a term used to refer to people who push themselves into your house as soon as you let them put their put in the door. Metaphorically speaking. If you give someone an edge of hope or anything, they will try to take advantage of that and get more.

Sally: Ugh...so my prom date wants to take me out on a date. Like more than friends.

Brenda: Well, if you give a mouse a cookie...

by Wise Gal March 27, 2012

shithouse mouse

An incomprehensibly crazy person.

NB: Not used to describe a spell of psychotic behavior. A shithouse mouse is permanently insane.
Used as a comparative standard, usually vis-a-vis actual insanity.

The term originated as a more mellifluous alternative to the term shithouse rat; e.g., "as crazy as a shithouse rat."

Did you see Shavonne flip out and claw the skin off Joey Bag's arm last night? I'm glad you dumped that psycho, she's crazier than a shithouse mouse!

I saw the born-again Christians picketing at the train station again yesterday, every one of them crazier'na shithouse mouse.

by pdreezy December 9, 2008

Cheesing the mouse

The act of eating cheesy snacks and licking your fingers while working on your computer, thus dropping crumbs all in the keyboard and building up snack crud on the mouse.

I was going to use his computer but he's been cheesing the mouse so long it's too gross to touch.

by urser December 26, 2008

mighty mouse

sweetest cartoon super hero ever!!!!

person: Whoa that weird flying mouse just saved those people.
other person:thats no ordinary flying mouse its MIGHTY MOUSE!!!!!

by ssdd March 19, 2004