Definitions by Tedwise

sausage taco

when a man sticks his penis in a womans vagina it makes a sausage taco

Jims mom and I make the best sausage tacos.

sausage taco by Tedwise October 27, 2003

STD queen 

Robs mom

Jim and Ted had an excellent adventure with the STD queen.

STD queen by Tedwise October 27, 2003

polishing your rocket 

masturbating

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.

polishing your rocket by Tedwise October 27, 2003

bald-headed mouse 

penis

Robs bald-headed mouse is barely visible to the naked eye.

bald-headed mouse by Tedwise October 27, 2003