Tedwise's definitions

sausage taco

when a man sticks his penis in a womans vagina it makes a sausage taco

Jims mom and I make the best sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

bald-headed mouse

penis

Robs bald-headed mouse is barely visible to the naked eye.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

STD queen

Robs mom

Jim and Ted had an excellent adventure with the STD queen.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

polishing your rocket

masturbating

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003