lumber pickle

A euphemism for dirty sex that may or may not include molasses.

Dude I played lumber pickle with Aunt Jemima and now I've got the clap.

by Latro March 4, 2013

lumberjack sandwich

When two hairy men take part in a threesome with another woman. Where the woman is confined between the two, wearing only a lumberjack jacket.
Theres usually bears and chainsaws involved.

Two large men go and ask a woman "Hey baby, wanna go have a lumberjack sandwich?" (In a deep voice)

by Ryeguy95 January 7, 2014

lumberjack

Verb.. When feces is used as a lubricant for a hand job.

She got feces all over my bed last night when she gave me a lumberjack.

by thewoodone September 22, 2014

The Lumberjack

Friend of the group most known for leaving the fire to cut down trees and tend the fire.

Why is your friend cutting down a tree? Oh, he’s the lumberjack of the group, just let him be.

by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021

lumberjack

extreme martial art form, using deadly techniques to fight. though, often there is no need for thier force, since everyone is afraid of them. the one's who do oppose, die instantly...just add lumberjack.

To study the art of Lumberjack.

or

...you just got Lumberjacked

by Sensei of LJ May 27, 2003

Lumberjack

luhm-ber-jak
Verb.
After sex, a woman/man cuts off her/his partner's penis with an ax.
Men only experience this once, so they tend to save it for a very special person.

Mark: So what happened with you and Sarah's mom last night?
Lucas: She was so crazy she lumberjacked me.

by AML43 December 3, 2006

Lambert And Butler

Cheap cigarette brand, smoked by underage teenagers because they can't afford anything else. Disgusting flavour and smoke that makes you cough. A self-respecting person would only smoke these as a last resort.

Person 1: Dude, why are you smoking Lambert And Butler?
Person 2: Because I can't afford anything else.
Person 1: Oh, so you're an underage teenager then.

by Izzibella September 6, 2005