Jamaican Tanning Bed

Your partner lays down on their stomach as you cum buckets all down the back of their head to make it seem like they have white dreadlocks.

My girlfriend was out in our backyard tanning and i suddenly snuck up on her and gave a good ol' jamaican tanning bed.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

Jamaica

Jamaica (/dʒəˈmeɪkə/ (About this soundlisten)) is an island country situated in the Caribbean Sea. Spanning 10,990 square kilometres (4,240 sq mi) in area, it is the third-largest island of the Greater Antilles and the Caribbean (after Cuba and Hispaniola).11 Jamaica lies about 145 kilometres (90 mi) south of Cuba, and 191 kilometres (119 mi) west of Hispaniola (the island containing the countries of Haiti and the Dominican Republic); the British Overseas Territory of the Cayman Islands lies some 215 kilometres (134 mi) to the north-west.

Jamaica
Flag of Jamaica
Flag
Coat of arms of Jamaica
Coat of arms
Motto: "Out of Many, One People"
Anthem: "Jamaica, Land We Love"
Royal anthem: "God Save the Queen"
Location of Jamaica
Capital
and largest city
Kingston
17°58′17″N 76°47′35″W
Official languages
English
National language
Jamaican Patois (de facto)
Ethnic groups (20113)
92.1% Afro-Jamaicans
(incl. 25% mixed Irish Jamaican)12
6.1% Mixed
0.8% Indian
0.4% Other
0.7% Unspecified
Religion
68.9% Christian4
21.3% None
6.5% Other
(including African diaspora religions, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhism, and Jews)
2.3% Not stated
1.1% Rastafarian
Demonym(s)
Jamaican
Government

I was born and raised in Jamaica

by King of JamaicanDefinitions 2 November 23, 2020

Jamaican

"Jamaican" is a general term used to describe Afro-Caribbean people who are from (but are not limited to) Antigua, Barbuda, Barbados, Colombia, Bahamas, Dominica, Guadalupe, Grenada, Jamaica, Saint Lucia, or the Caicos Islands.

Director of "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl," Gore Verbinski, even said in an interview with Forbes that he wanted to name the film "Pirates of the Jamaican Islands," but the film's marketing team thought this offensive because of Johnny Depp's mother, who died when her cruise ship crashed in Nassau, Bahamas.

Steve: "Man, I heard that black guy is from the Caribbean."
Stephanie: "Yeah, he's definitely Jamaican."

by evertön October 1, 2019

jamaican sunburn

when one mushroom slaps a ho until she is completely red, then explodes in her ass.

dude, at the spring break party, I totally gave this one chick a jamaican sunburn!

by Mylo Howard June 6, 2007

Jamaican Polar Bear

A move demonstrated during sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates on his partners face, throws bleached pubic hairs in the semen (Angry Gorilla) and proceeds to defecate on their head symbolizing a polar bear with dreadlocks. Works best when the male has diarrhea. Used as either a breakup tactic, revenge tactic or a fetish act.

Yeah she wouldn't shut the fuck up so i just gave her a Jamaican Polar Bear yet she enjoyed it.

by thefckisapseudonym March 22, 2010

jafaican

Anyone with an obsession with Jamaican music, hairstyles (dreadlocks), and clothing. They tend to listen to Bob Marley and other types reggae. And occasionally they will throw on a fake accent. If you see a Jafaican don't ask them for weed. Because for some strange reason they usually don't smoke.

1.Anyone with bad dreads is jafaican.

2.Someone blasting reggae out of their car is jafaican.

3. Anyone with more than two Bob Marley pictures in their house is jafaican.

4.Someone that wishes they can be like Bob Marley might be jafaican.

5.Non-smoking Jamaicans are jafaican.

by NiggaPlz84 September 14, 2009

jamaican breakfast

Having a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager and Joint for breakfast.

Bob's hungover again, he's got his Jamaican breakfast.

by MC Dad April 17, 2017