p.o.i.p.s.

person of interest of preferred sex. There are 4 levels:
0 - That person is cute or attractive.
1- I have an interest in this person and we will see what will happen.
2- I will pursue them but keep my options open.
3- I'm completely invested in them.

"Hey, i'm into someone, as in I would consider them a level 3 p.o.i.p.s."

by 62double6double5 April 2, 2019

ipod condom

The unattractive rubber casing used to protect Ipods from being scratched and tend to start at around $30.

Ipod condom Dialogue-

Mother: remember to always use a condom.
Son: ye, dont want to get scratched.
Mother: *makes a sick face*

by Blackington September 10, 2006

Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

by jesus March 18, 2005

iPod

Provided by the company Apple, it lets you play songs in the version of a mp3 music format. It also lets you play videos and movies, as well as let you view photos. You can add contacts to your iPod, notes, and can play various games. You can download more stuff at the iTunes store. iPods have a variety of colors and types, all differences by gigabytes and size.

I think I'm lucky to have a 8GB iPod Nano.

by MisaTange July 6, 2009

iPad

A piece of technology from Apple Inc. that's less functional than a laptop and less portable than an iPhone. Lacking any features that aren't already done better by other devices such as the Amazon Kindle, the iPad is considered the best way to waste $499 in 2010!

I would have bought an iPad, but I have an IQ of more than 60 and don't drool over a piece of technology just because Apple says it's good.

by daj198 January 28, 2010

Iphone 11 Pro

A phone that looks like something from Area 51.

That Iphone 11 Pro looks like an alien.

by memecatdiscord September 30, 2019

ipod dump

the act of transferring a large number of cds to your computer to be downloaded to your ipod. an ipod dump is more or less an often uninterrupted marathon cd transferring session, often b/c the cds are borrowed from others, kind of a hit and run swipe of a friend's entire collection that's gotta be returned soon, hence the necessity of a marathon.

yo dude, can i steal all your cds this weekend for a massive ipod dump?

by pepperg September 13, 2006