Reverse Hog Hunting 

Competition between two guys during a night out. Objective of the game is to give your opponents name and number out to as many fat, filthy, gully hole having hogs that somehow still pass to be women. Person who gets the other persons phone to blow up more wins.

BRO, Reverse hog hunting is a go! i'm gonna have all these lard avalanche gully hole having slop buckets calling you all night. She caught me and my other brosefs pointing and laughing at her. Told her they were making fun of me because I had no game. Pity card worked. That Jabba the Hut will be calling your ass all night...bro.

Reverse Hog Hunting by raw dawger February 4, 2013

Gym Hog 

A gym hog is someone in the gym who obstructs others by occupying equipment for a ridiculous length of time.

Whether it be someone who:
1) Decides to have a "nice chat" with someone when they should be exercising.
2) Crowds around the equipment with a small group of friends.
3) "Claims" equipment with a towel or water bottle before disappearing for 10-20 minutes.
3) Decides long rests between their 10 sets is a fantastic idea.

These people's territorial nature seem destined to do nothing but waste your fucking time.

"We've been here for 45 minutes and that gym hog is STILL on the lat pulldown".
"I don't care that we've just done biceps the preacher curl is finally free and we're doing that shit right now".
"The rack's free! GO GO GO!".

Gym Hog by PaulusLovesMe July 29, 2013

The Ground Hog

This is when a guy sticks his left ball into a girls butt hole and tickles her stomach to make her tense up. If the guy's left ball pops out, it can be assumed that an early Spring is on the horizon. If the nut stays in the butt hole, it will surely be a long, long winter.

"I gave her The Ground Hog to see how long this winter will be."

The Ground Hog by ahenningsen13 January 28, 2009

Dad Hog

Science cant explain it, but if you're a father, there is a good chance your penis is thick and juicy like a beer-simmered bratwurst; a Dad Hog if you will.

Was in the locker room the other day and Larry whips off his towel to take a shower. Dude has a dad hog that looks like barbequed bratwurst!

Dad Hog by supaflysnooka June 3, 2020

Pig on a Hog 

Motorcycle police officer

That pig on a hog was hiding behind a bush on the sidewalk when he caught me speeding

Pig on a Hog by leobacon October 6, 2010

Filipino Box Spring Hog 

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)

Filipino Box Spring Hog by atari June 4, 2013

2.6 Hog Cycle 

A deck found within the game of Clash Royale, one of the cheapest viable decks in the entire game, despite its low elixir cost it can be extremely frustrating to fight against. Often used by people who believe Clash Royale is a competitive game while forgetting the entire point of a game especially mobile is to have casual fun and not to dedicate their lives to.
Also often a corresponding symptom of fatherlessness found in young children and adults.

2.6 Hog Cycle Player: Hahaha, I've countered your entire push with my endless cycling! Is there anything I can't cycle out of?
Player who just wants to have fun: Too bad you can't cycle back to your father.

2.6 Hog Cycle by Дecca August 10, 2022