When a person instinctually saves energy to survive a pandemic by slowing down, moving less, and eating more, all in the comfort of their own home.
I’ve survived the pandemic by hibernesting - I’ve learned to macrame an owl, I’ve watched every episode of The Simpson’s, and I eat brownies for breakfast.
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by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
Get the heifer mug.When someone ignores their friends in favour of the girl/boyfriend they are dating at the moment. When they are unable to be in the same space, touching each other, they cannot be parted from their phone, where they are undoubtedly messaging them. They will mostly ignore their friends, unless they feel the need to insult them or defend their relationship. To sum it up, it's when couples spend over 60 hours a week in a vc.
Person 1: "Man, I haven't seen 3 for ages."
Person 2: "Yeah, not since they started dating 4."
Person 1: "But 4 lives overseas, how does that work?"
Person 2: "Over 60 hours in a vc, that's how. I wish they weren't hiberdating, I need their help with this job."
Person 2: "Yeah, not since they started dating 4."
Person 1: "But 4 lives overseas, how does that work?"
Person 2: "Over 60 hours in a vc, that's how. I wish they weren't hiberdating, I need their help with this job."
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Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter
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Heiferness <noun> this is typically a condition suffered by a thirsty non factor female that either A.) Wants attention, or to be accepted by others in a group of a social setting. B.) A thirst trapp that came seem to keep a man for longer than a quick one night stand.
Heiferness <noun> this is typically a condition suffered by a thirsty non factor female that either A.) Wants attention, or to be accepted by others in a group of a social setting. B.) A thirst trapp that came seem to keep a man for longer than a quick one night stand.
E.I that bitch suffers from Heiferness!
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