Glaze Bros

Usually two “friends” (or lovers) that take part in glazing each other for hysteric value and a quick boost of confidence.

James and Pop are Glaze Bros because it seems they are always sucking each other off.

Glaze Bros by Trustworthy Tuck August 10, 2023

jizzen-glaze 

Used to describe anything coated in a white, sometimes a bit colorless filament. Glazed is glazed and jizz is finish residue of something powerful. Anything from a cinnamon roll to someone with pink eye can be referred to as jizzen-glazed.

Tom says he's got pink eye, but I call it jizzen-glaze. He can't see through that spunk.

jizzen-glaze by life6today7 March 23, 2009

morning glaze

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.

"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a morning glaze for eating my skittles!"

morning glaze by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

Glazer

A person who makes donuts(Stupid People) look even more stupid than what they are.

P.1 Guess what imma do today?
P.2 What..........?
P.1 Perfect being smart.
P.2 but ur closer to being a complete dumbass why struggle?

Glazer by Chris The G April 28, 2004

malcolm glazer 

1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.

2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.

An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?

malcolm glazer by OD Smith July 18, 2008

glaze doughnutting 

to expel seamen onto yourself, another, or group of people. left to dry resembling a glazed doughnut.

when jerking it Chris and Howel began glaze doughnutting themselves, covering their chests in seamen.

glaze doughnutting by yak sniffleson November 2, 2011

glaze 

To slide across damp railings on your feet.

I glazed the park bench.

glaze by George July 27, 2003