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guff nut

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.
the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.
by chumpflower December 16, 2003
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gruffnuts

lumps of dried poo attached to the hairs of your bum. See 'Dangle berry'
God damn she's got some gruffnuts
by adam wallace November 15, 2007
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Gruffel

The skin that over laps the head of a persons penis.
When i ride my bike my (Gruffel) butter melts.
by ZMSTEV01 December 12, 2010
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Gaffles

Ghetto waffles.

Ingredients:
• 3 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 tablespoon salt
• 2 eggs from da co’na’ sto’ (just pull two eggs from the carton and run.)
• 1 cup of minced collard greens
• 1 cup of two week old milk
• 1/4 cup of grape soda
• 1/4 cup of malt liquor
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Ex1:
"Mmm, mmm! Goddamn them gaffles are good!"

Ex2:
Mama sprinkled crystal dust on the gaffles.

Ex2:
Server: "And what would you like with your Kool-Aid, sir?"
Eddie: "Give me a plate of them gaffles with hasbrowns."
by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 7, 2011
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GAFF

a gaff is your house
as in im away til da gaff a minutie
by Wee O July 27, 2005
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guff

A misogomy of gerulous verbosity
Forget all that guff about indolent behaviour.
by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009
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gaffer

A Gurl that suckz cock 4 money
by shawty March 24, 2005
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