Staff Seargent: Hey shitbird! I've got a detail for you, follow me to the back of the latrines. *Private gets handed a
shovel* Pour that gasoline and diesel over that 55-gallon
drum and mix that shit up and burn it good.
Private: You want me to burn this shit and piss?
Staff Seargent: Someone has to do it, it's gotta get
done and it ain't gonna be me, so Embrace the Suck private.