faux pecks 

Man boobs. Where everything drops after the age of 35...

I have faux pecks and Sean has pecks, like everyone else in South Tampa.

I need to go to the gym and bench press so I can get rid of my faux pecks.

faux pecks by Miss Post, Real pecks John January 25, 2016

faux deuce 

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

faux deuce by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016

faux-mo 

faux-mo pronounced fomo meaning false or fake (faux) motivation (mo) achieved through some type chemical stimulant to cause activity that is not achieved through natural desire. An induced active state using a fake substance such as drugs or stimulants caffeine sugar pep pills amphetamine cocaine energy drinks Ritalin Some hallucinogenics can bring on a motivated mind set depending on the persons brain chemistry. (not to be confused with the dyslexic word fomo aka fucker mother)

Hey man you know where I can find any faux-mo, I cant shake of these holiday blues.

faux-mo by writenaked September 8, 2016

Faux Po

A car that, from a distance, looks like a police car due to the type of car, or from being an old cop car that never had the spotlight removed, but is not.

"Oh shit! That pig is definitely gonna get me for going 20 over... oh wait, that's just a Faux Po."

Faux Po by Cherry Cola September 15, 2016

faux home button 

The new Home button on the iPhone 7. It's just an indent in the screen glass. On iPhones prior to version 7, the Home button was a physical button that moved when pressed. The faux home button relies on vibration to simulate a press.

Apple Fan: "I love my new iPhone 7!"
Sentimental Person: "I remember when the iPhone had actual buttons! Not that faux home button nonsense..."
Apple Fan: "You're just jealous."

faux home button by saycreative September 16, 2016

faux christmas 

getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!

my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas

got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!

faux christmas by michael foolsley December 8, 2016

Faux Call 

A fake phone call you take on your cell phone when either a.) you see someone coming you don't want to talk to, or b.) you want to end a conversation abruptly.

"That stupid ass mascot at the ballgame came over to fuck with me again!" "Fortunately I was able to whip out my cell & take a Faux Call and that goody bastard ignored me"

Faux Call by Carl 26.2 January 17, 2017