Skip to main content

Fact

Something that is true, and has proof to be true.
An example fact is that men with a name beginning with "K" have large penises. Like the name Kevin for instance!
by NOT Jet November 23, 2011
mugGet the Fact mug.

facetious

Sinead: Hey, stop being so facetious.

Me: That's not a real word and you know it
by superduckisalive April 14, 2008
mugGet the facetious mug.
Related Words

facist pig

A person that thinks Jews are bad because they refuse to give them a damn cigarrete.
by Triggerboi November 29, 2016
mugGet the facist pig mug.

Funny fact 16

Everything on the internet is recorded, watched and observed. This is a funny fact.

Who ever brainwashed you and put you down here know this fact.

It’s not smart. We find you wherever you go easily.

Unless this is what you want, us seeing your drama and stripteasing. Your predictable cries for help and cheesy sense of romance.

Ohh right, you think we are going to doubt your character and confuse you with some others. How smart is this of you.

Your randomness is not random. It could be random from anyone else, but just you is obvious. You are not forever in my heart after I saw your miserable poor dancing. It was all yours, but not anymore. The lemur now purrs .. haha I thought you said your not that low.

Who ever put you here is smarter than you and knew … you’ll be so full of yourself and you’ll stuck here forever.

How many hours per day you are here? Aren’t you supposed to be busy with something will make you look distinguished and smart? Or are you here to seek a delusional approval of your sick-minded audience or I should say .. worthless losers.

You are not a loser. You’ve been brainwashed.. to satisfy their needs.

I thought.. I thought you are a wolf that licks its own wounds.. why are you naked here? Are you horny is that it? I wouldn’t be surprised.

Ahh .. I was so full of hope. I respected you. Not anymore. I don’t respect you. You belong to the streets.
I only loved once this is a funny fact 16
by UnfinishedBook April 13, 2022
mugGet the Funny fact 16 mug.

Facsiliator

A person who helps or asks or compels you to repeat what you have already done.
I often forget what I have done. I need to hire a facsiliator to check up on my ass.
by Big Stevie P February 19, 2009
mugGet the Facsiliator mug.

facestalking

n. The act of stalking someone on facebook. Though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.
Dude, this chick in my photography class has no idea I'm facestalking her.
by Number13 September 20, 2010
mugGet the facestalking mug.

fact editor

Someone who repeats a previously stated fact only changing a few choice words in an attempt to subtly correct their mistake.
Jim: Hey, look at that nice 25 footer boat out in the parking lot!
Kyle: Yeah, that is a real nice 24.5 foot boat.
Jim: Stop being such a goddamn fact editor, Kyle!!!
by baddogfood August 21, 2011
mugGet the fact editor mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email