Aquatic Facility’s Guy

Aquatic facility’s guy is a nerdy but good looking(I guess?!?) guy that is somehow smart but also a douche. Lowkey confusing how he survives on this planet. Distinguishable by his intensely floppy hair and an overall hilarious addition to the universe. He is also found almost everywhere!

example: Wow, look it’s aquatic facility’s guy, again!!

by justyourneighborhoodfriend December 24, 2022

Cranberry Loaf Facial

Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.

“It aint a party til someone gets Cranberry Loaf Facials.”

“Bitch, come get yo CLF”

by Chocolate Assholes September 15, 2020

Spicy Chicago Facial

A rare European style skin treatment where a Canadian takes a shit in the Bay of Fundy and it is carried across the Atlantic Ocean by the tides where it then washes up on a beach in Sicily or Italy and it is used as a facial by the natives there.

"Did you hear? Gabriella found a true treasure on the beach this morning. She gave herself a magnificent Spicy Chicago Facial. She looks ten years younger and smells like Solider Field. I guess some guy from Nova Scotia had a blowout full of Taco Bell and oysters."

by Spicy Chicago December 31, 2020

Farm girl facial

When a famers daughter shits on your chest, dips her thumb in it and wipes it on your forehead: Also known as the reverse Simba.

The boss mans daughter gave me a farm girl facial the other day.

by Shatner October 7, 2021

Flee the facility

To escape from something or make a run for it.

We had to flee the facility when we seen the car hit the brakes and start to get out.

by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023

Facedouche

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009

facedbook

The social networking remains of a long night of drinking; the wall posts, picture comments, and "interested in:" gender changes that occur while inebriated.

Dude, don't give Geoffrey the computer when he's wasted or he'll facedbook it. His profile says he's interested in men, he wrote on Christina's wall about a 'bunghole sniffing' fetish, and he became a fan of 'taking it in the ass'.

by ColstonCreamery June 12, 2010