epic bitch

a mom that doesn't care what game you are playing
and tells you to go to sleep immediately, turning everything off

*knocks on door*
*serious voice*
"turn if off... NOW..."

"i don't care if your 1st place in high roller wager match and there's 30 seconds left... you're done... cut it NOW"

Son: what an epic bitch

by theHighRollerWager December 23, 2010

Epic Fail Times

When a person tries and fails, or just fails, repeatedly in a series of events.

Bro: "Dylan failed his driving test 7 times."
Mandy: "Whoa.. Epic fail times."
Bro: "So true."

or

Joe: "Did you hear about Brad and what happened when was canoeing?"
Rebecca: "Nope. What happened?"
Joe: "He got the canoe stuck on a rock, and when he was trying to unstick the canoe, he tipped it and failed at getting back in it."
Rebecca: "Talk about epic fail times!"
Joe: "Ikr!"

by Dodomypurplebunny July 30, 2011

EPIC TRIFORCE

Much more powerful than the Triforce, the EPIC TRIFORCE was forged from fragments of the original Triforce in the confines of /b/.

EPIC TRIFORCE is so powerful, that only those with aged knowledge know how to use it. If an inexperienced one attempts to EPIC TRIFORCE, he or she will fail miserably, causing those around him or her to go into a berserk rage until they either flee or die.

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EPIC TRIFORCE

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INEXPERIENCED

by Siglemic's Stalker August 31, 2009

epic jesus

A being of ultimate awsomeness and Epicossity.

praise be to Epic Jesus

by Epic Jesus November 2, 2007

Epic Lunch

A secret middle school group made for fighting boredom.

Guy one- Hey who are those kids over there?

Guy two- Oh they're cool, they're from Epic Lunch

by epicgurl March 31, 2010

epic comeback

When someone insults you and you say something so epic its leaves them shaking on the ground.

Person: Yo ego is as big as the world.
You: So is yo mama.
(that's an epic comeback for all you dinguses too stupid to know, but if you knew, good job)

by SansThePunMaster April 7, 2017

Epic sax guy

Epic sax guy is a meme that went viral through out 2010. Epic sax guy made his viral debeut in the Eurovision 2010 his real name was Segey Sepanov he was a part of the musical group called Sunstroke project a few years later theee was ultra sax guy who also played in Eurovision 2017. The meme is usually accompanied with the footage being someone playing a type of horn or saxophone or in a humorous way

Ex)*Walks into room* ,*hears epic sax guy*,*Starts to Bob head at the beat * as he watches his world crumble

by WUT Mariiiii June 19, 2018