A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008
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Get the epic sandwichmug. GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"
GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.
GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"
GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.
GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.
GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"
GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.
by Dasage November 13, 2011
Get the Epic Exaggerationistmug. by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019
Get the Epic Songmug. Gary: Hey Mark!
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Gary: fuck off
Mark: Epic Department dream game forge and the crucible まだ何もなかった時、Silver2401神は天と地を造りました
Gary: fuck off
by nintendojuice980 October 30, 2022
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