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dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.
I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.
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dumb snatch

a person who irritates you or does something you don't like. can be passed around playfully with friends or used seriously
Karen why did you give him my number you dumb snatch.
by hth97 February 13, 2017
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dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level
person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011
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The Dumb Texan

Playing Dumb to avoid accountability or Acting as if you have no idea what is going on, to allow a situation to evolve.
I know he chose not to take out the trash, but he is playing the Dumb Texan and acting like he didn't know he needed to.
by The freshness March 3, 2014
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Dumb duck

by Blood red yt August 25, 2020
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dumb _marina_kinnie

Why do you talk about dumb _marina_kinnie so much Thana?”
“ Because they're hot.”
by Thanasimp May 30, 2021
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dumb cunt

Both male and females can be one. Characturised by the severity of the blunder or idiotic act performed by that person. Another attribute is the frequency of reacuring blunders and idiotic acts performed.
Sharon Dyer (of Keswick) you lied one to many times you Dumb Cunt.

I can`t belive how many times you do such Dumb Cunt things Sharon....

You really are a Dumb Cunt (insert name here)
by Dewango February 19, 2008
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