c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

by robuttt October 4, 2006

C.I.M.D.A.S

C.I.M.D.A.S (pronounced "Sim-Daas") is an Acronym that derived from southwest Ohio in 2010 after a lazy encounter with a Facebook status update... it is mainly used to define the comfortable state of relaxing in one's undergarments while still partaking in normal every day activities. It literally means to "Chill(in') In My Drawers and Socks". Typically this action will follow immediately after returning from a long days of work, or after a lengthy sexual encounter. The acronym was created when one exceptionally bright young man decided it was more efficient to type six letters with one finger to update his facebook status instead of getting up from his laying down position and putting his turkey club down to use two.

Some registered activities that have been logged during an official C.I.M.D.A.S period (so far) are: watching Cable Television, eating doritos and/or KC Masterpiece Ridged Ruffles, fishing, playing the keyboard/piano, talking on the phone, mowing the lawn, wrenching in the garage, taking an online exam, chess games, washing the bike or automobile, receiving cunnilingus while using a laptop, Playing Halo/Black Ops while giving cunnilingus, Making a Ceasar Salad, Engaging in Anal with remote control in hand,

Undergarment Variants Include (and are not limited to):
Bra & Socks \\ C.I.M.B.A.S.
Bra & Panties \\ C.I.M.B.A.P.
Socks Only (preferebely non-matching) \\ C.I.M.S.O.
Bra only \\ C.I.M.B.O

etc.

---Man 1--- Where are you going after Party in the Park? We're going to go Ride, you down?...
---Man 2--- Naw, I'm good. I'm heading to the crib to Halo and C.I.M.D.A.S.

---Woman 1--- Hey! Tasha... where did Jeff go?
---Woman 2--- Oh, I sent him home after I got my C.I.M.B.O. sex combo on. Black Ops?

---Man 1--- What's up?
---Man 2--- C.I.M.D.A.S. You?

by Meen Dizzle July 11, 2011

C.H.U.D.

Caucasion Hillbilly Uncultured and Dumb

This C.H.U.D. chews dip eats buiscuits and has 20 articles of cammo clothing

by Headhusband July 11, 2020

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

Absolute extreme boredom. You really need to stop this and get on your homework already.

I was bored to death so I typed q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m.

by Hardcraft October 1, 2020

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

You fool I am 4 parrelel bordom universes ahead of you.
You will never find a qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm varrient that will not be defiened for if you do you shall you will define it

You: I know a qwertyuiopasdfgthjklzxcvgbnm varrient that wont be defined ill try q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
me: laugh menacingly

by Doomed man who died of bordom October 7, 2021

[1q''m]2w!!n{3e??b}4r,,v#5t..c%6y•"x^7u¥@z*8i£&l+9o€$k=0p>)j_-a<(h\/s~;g|:d

A word that means the user has too much time on their hands; part of the sheer boredom collection. Congrats on finding it though.

User: “I’ve searched 1q''m2w!!n{3e??b}4r,,v#5t..c%6y•"x^7u¥@z*8i£&l+9o€$k=0p>)j_-a<(h\/s~;g|:d on Urban Dictionary.”
Receiver: “Then I have the job for you! Go do your schoolwork and stop procrastinating for once.”

by Lunacy’sProphet October 15, 2021

Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.?

A question that asks if a society or group is going to join the modern era (A.D.) with technology and advanced ethics or if they are going to live in the Bronze Dark Ages (B.C.) with immoral values such as stoning people to death. A choice between embracing the modern world fully rather than keeping one hand on advanced technology while being barbaric with the other hand. The choice to advance all aspects of a society rather than just the military. Modernization of only some aspects of a society doesn't mix with keeping backwards with the rest, as it just doesn't work.

"It comes down to this Iran, you have a choice to make. do you want the world to be comfortable with you having nuclear weapons or are you going to keep stoning people? Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.? Cause you're not allowed to be that modern and that primitive at the same time! You have to choose, they don't work together. It's the reason you never see anyone riding a Segway with Fred Flintstone Wheels."- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 8th September 2010.

by pwvl September 15, 2010