Scratching the record

Verb. When a girl goes to town on herself.

Even the Beastie Boys stand no chance when she's scratching the record.

by Fstyle9 April 8, 2017

Catching fish with a stone

Something that doesn't make sense

Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

by Bucketduck August 28, 2017

no catching feelings

You and your bestfriend act as if y’all are together for a day

No catching feelings mean to go out with your best friend for a day and not catch feeling for each other for the month of November

by Paid ham ham November 18, 2020

Cracking a Jolly

The process of air pushing it's way out through one's ass cheeks; farting

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Crashing the Helicopter

When you're helicoptering you dick around and your dick slaps you in the nuts.

Crashing the Helicopter
You: man I Crashed the Helicopter last night
your friend: Man that sucks, I hope you weren't planning on having kids ever.

by Hey Scotty... March 6, 2017

cracking a cold one with the girls

a circle formed by females typically friends, drinking a cold one (alcohol) talking or smashing to hot guys

cracking a cold one with the girls tonight or next saturday night?

by sexythang69 June 5, 2017

Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017