Woman of a Certain Age

Ironically polite term for a woman who does not want her actual age known, e.g. one who is close to or just over the menopause.

Things which define women of a certain age are: exceptionally gaudy clothing, homeopathy and aromatherapy, sensible haircuts, books on feminism, affairs with paper boys, and coffee mornings.

Your mum is a woman of a certain age. Yes she is.

by Coming Second April 28, 2009

Celts

Generic term to describe fans for Celtic Football Club. Can be characterised by their cavalier approach to personal hygiene.

We can smell those Celts from over here.

by Sammy Beckett February 24, 2005

Makes cents

To understand what a poor person has to say.

I was talking to this homeless guy with no teeth yesterday...

Oh really? Did you understand him?

Oh yeah, he makes cents.

by Dishonestfern April 11, 2011

just my .02 cents

just my opinon, imo

I thought you were hard to approach, just my .02 cents

by playaharmonica October 8, 2008

Certified beauty

super cute and kissable person named navneet

Nav is a certified beauty and i miss her

by 123e12314143 October 28, 2019

Ceres

n. A skull-looking, loose girl who loves smoking pot.

"That Ceres is stoned again! Run before you get hit on by a dead pharaoah!"

by K.T. Kitty March 5, 2009

a two cents plane

this slang is frecuently used in New York,which means a glass of water.

I´m scorching,will you please give me a two cents plane?

by jose venegas October 3, 2005