blob potato

it is some one that is lazy maybe kinda fat and loves food

man bob was in bed all day he is such a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

blob potato

some one that is lazy fat and eats a lot of food they probably have no friends

bob spend all day in bed is is soo lazy and a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

Blob Ross

Totally bob ross, original, not copying anything at all

John: Hey let’s watch Blob Ross!
Don: Isn’t he just copying Bob Ro-
John: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhut up

by Grammatically Incorrect Fish July 26, 2022

blobsicle

when youre being a blob and you’re also stuck in one place

“smoking that herb turned me into a blobsicle”

by howdidjuno July 31, 2022

Blobbin'

The state of being managed by an incompetent boss that picks their nose and resembles a blob when seated.

Person 1: Hey! How's it going?
Person 2: Blobbin'. (with an eyeroll)
Person 1: Sorry to hear! Hope he pops soon.

by ObviousCow August 28, 2022

Blobby Trolls

Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.

All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.

by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022

Blobfish

A describing word for a person whos fat and their rolls look like massive german sausages. he loves dick and is always up for a weight competition.

"Hey it's a blobfish!"
"ÄHHHH THERES A BLOBFISH IN MY SEAT"

by BruceJuiceYT258 December 17, 2022