Backwards Jelly Donut

A premium sex move performed by a hooker, most commonly favored by the wealthy. If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.

Guy: What's a Backwards Jelly Donut?
Hooker:Sweetie, if you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.

by gaggles August 17, 2010

Blackard

That one bitch in the back of the classroom in a dark hoodie that you don't wanna fuck with. Is stoned half the time, addicted to nicotine, piercings, tattoos and dogs. Does kickboxing while drinking a handle a night. Likes fast cars and illegal activities.

But wants to join the army.

Don't worry about pull out game, a Blackard is most likely stronger than yours

by Ooops187 March 22, 2020

Backwater Pie

(Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.

Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases!

by Chrisness2010 January 3, 2010

backwards baseball cap

Reasons for wearing your cap backwards; intelligent enough not to let it fly away, to keep hair out of your face without obstructing your veiw, all others just trying to be cool.

Losing your hat while riding down the road sucks, backwards baseball cap doesn't fly away nearly as easily.

by Jinkzy January 7, 2019

backwards

In southern slang, can sometimes refer to a homosexual or practicing homosexuality. Some people just throw the derrogatory slang term "Backwards mechanic," which is an old term dating back to the 1980's in reference to a gay person.

Bob: "Well larry... you know... he's backwards; he likes to play in the dirt."

Rob: "What do you mean?"

Bob: "Meaning larry is gay."

by bchc2003 October 10, 2017

Fall ass backwards

To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.

Example of fall ass backwards:

Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*

Governor Patterson of new York.

by Fuckedoverbabysitter June 5, 2009

blackwave

n. One whom eats newbies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

n. Kick ass blue-haired dude willing to help anyone with self-sustaining brain power.

n. One whom doesn't give a fuck of what anyone thinks.

v. to slice and dice a newbie, kiddie, or otherwise braindead net-creature.

whoah, that kid just got blackwaved!

I love you blackwave! You are my hero!

by somefed May 23, 2003