blackware

software that makes it impossible for anyone with black skin to use the electronic device it is installed on

Yo nigga I can't turn on dis TV. Dey musta installed dat blackware.

by Lord Trilling of Weathersby March 18, 2009

blackware

Code, normally written in C "to be faster than that perl tat you're using" which will if given half a chance use all the RAM on the machine on which its running (while doing its best to nail the CPUs if it can manage it, preferably using the real time scheduler).

Blackware is working to design if you get this message...

kernel: Out of Memory: Killed process 1 (init).

/* BLACKWARE */
<some C code capable of consuming all the ram on your box goes here>

"OOM? Right who's running blackware on ops!"

by Eusa April 28, 2006

backwards alphabet

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Blackacre

A dark and terrible place where the souls of law students go to die so that they can become lawyers.

O conveys Blackacre to A for the life of B, then, if C is married, to the children of D and their heirs on their mother's side so long as the old oak tree stands. At the time of the conveyance D has no children and is 102 years old.

Characterize the interests and estates of D's unborn children.

by The Learned Hand of God April 25, 2012

Lana Backwards

Just don’t. If u make this joke ur a little shit who is making someone feel bad for something they can’t change. Don’t be a twat leave it!

Hahahaha Lana backwards! So funny! Ur never gonna live this down.

by Don’t even know mate April 14, 2020

backwards mechanic

An inconspicuous way to call a male "gay"

Hey Mildred! I think our man Jebus over there is a backwards mechanic.

by "El Geman Chocolate" April 20, 2017

Lana Backwards

Listen here, you twelve year old. Just because you found some "clever" thing over the internet doesn't mean you have to type it in. And if you found this without typing it in I apologize that you had to see such cringe.

Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.

Billy The Minecraft Kid: Lel hey what's Lana Backwards?

Mature Man: *sigh*

by WalkingUrbanDictionary#1 May 26, 2018