(Sexual Act) A Nutty Hosepipe is the act of licking the rim of a male's anus whilst they are urinating into a toilet.
My god Margaret, I know you were quite keen on Arthur but giving him a Nutty Hosepipe was a bit far, he doesn't wipe after all!
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(Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.
Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases!
