bean pole

a person who is very skinny

That girl is as skinny as a bean pole.

by ctrymusicgirl January 9, 2009

Blue Bean

The female equivalent of blue balls, happens when a girl is just about to come but her lover comes first and pulls out before she can properly orgasm.

Really Jesse? Again? This the fourth time you gave me the blue bean this month!

by Sandy Riverside March 20, 2010

bean counter

Someone who is in upper management, typically a chairman or CEO of a large corporation, who only cares about cutting costs and pleasing investors.

Jack: Do you know why we're being laid off?
Dan: It's because of those pesky bean counters

by QCAudit April 19, 2016

bean boozled

you had a joke played on you/your the butt of a joke or something funny happened to someone you yell YOUVE BEEN BEAN BOOZLED

Yo did Sally really pants Sue?
YOUVE BEEN BEAN BOOZLED YOU THOUGHT

Ohh dude you totally got me
Haha

by graceunaa April 7, 2017

beaned out

to be high on "beans", which are any opioid pill, (oxys, vikes, percs, lortabs, opanas, morphine pills, oxymorphone, hydromorphone, methadone pills, etc.). Can also be used to describe the high of any opiate/opioid, besides heroin or opium.

JC: yoo dawg u tryna go to that party tonight?
NM: nah i'm all BEANED OUT right now jus chillin wit an empty house, lets just get a couple bitches to come thru n suck our dicks muhuhahaaa.
JC: im down, save me some beans niggaaa
NM: got u

by N-8 DOG September 9, 2011

beanage

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.

(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"

by Lucy February 16, 2005

Mexican Bean

A dirty mexican vajj that is on its period while using a taco shell as a maxi-pad and having sex with a donkey.

That women has the nastiest mexican bean!

by TheWhiteGuyWhoShaleNotBeNtLaid August 17, 2011