The Barret

Long in the face, thin in the hair, generally a sleepy creature. Its territory is the couch. It subsists on fast food, cigarettes, and booze. Very hard to arouse. Seldom spends energy on anything other than using a lighter and the thumb and index finger to open cans. Everyone has someone like this in their life. The Barret only mates once every three years for a solid fifteen seconds.

The Silver Crested Barreticus Lazicus. Found in the piedmont region of North Carolina. One can spot this elusive creature among Papa Lou's buffalo tenders boxes and Marlboro Light boxes. CAUTION: Do Not Attempt to Move The Barret from The Couch.

The Barret can also be used as a verb and adjective.

Example: Stop Barreting around so much, you are depressing me.

The sky is very The Barret today, look how dark and gloomy it is.

by John K Eaton November 16, 2006

bartesque

Making and evil plan and executing it.

In this fight we must be bartesque and we will win

by Francois M February 22, 2005

Cracker Barrel

Its when you kneel next to the bed while you eat out a girl and you put your hands under her knees and rock her back and forth like a rocking chair so your tongue goes from vagina to ass and everything in between.

Last night he gave her the cracker barrel until her whole body was shaking

by DJL32304 November 19, 2011

barrel of dicks

A larger than average collection of dicks, usually used in an insulting manner

Dude, seriously, fuck off and eat a barrel of dicks.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Bartlesville High School

Ranked the "number one school in spreading gossip and getting in other people's business and being hypocritical" in the State of Oklahoma and in the central region of the United States.

Also known as "Shady B".

A very small amount of people are in the "stu-co" or "pom" group, and even though no one likes any of them, they think they run the school, although not a soul cares about what they have to say. When they do ANY of the things they make gossip about everyone else doing, somehow it is "okay" (hence the hypocrisy). They all meddle in every small piece of meat they can get their hands on, and congratulate and support their own for the same issues.

Bartlesville High School (11-12) must not be confused with Bartlesville Mid-High School, which is for the 9th-10th grade. Bartlesville Mid-High is known for the disgusting bathrooms and classrooms and ridiculous authorities.

"You are transferring to Bartlesville High School? You're in for some serious drama!"

"Why does everyone in this school lie so much?"
"Because it's Bartlesville High School."

by The one in the class of 2009 March 27, 2009

Lock, Shock, and Barrel

From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". These are the three children who work for Oogie Boogie. Their names come from the phrase "lock, stock, and barrel". They kidnap Sandy Claws (Santa Claus) and take him back to Oogie's place. Lock is dressed as a devil, has a white face, blue lips, and red hair that resemble devil horns. He tries to be the leader, top dog, #1. Shock is dressed as a witch, has a long, white face, and stringy, wavy black hair. She is the leader (and the smartest) of the three. Barrel is dressed as a skeleton, with green hair, a white face, and a near-permanent ear-to-ear grin. Lock and Shock seem to underestimate him, and so becomes the butt of their jokes. They think he is "the dumb one". All three children have masks.

"Jack sent for us-"
"-specifically-"
"-by name."
"Lock!"
"Shock!"
"Barrel!"

"We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side!"

Lock, Shock, and Barrel sing "Kidnap the Sandy Claws".

by WildHoneyPie4 January 31, 2009

bartle

A curse that will summon a evil little troll who will keep harassing your life no matter what you do.

Never break up with a gypsy girl for someone else or she'll give you the bartle curse.

by Lucas_JWF February 7, 2009