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bachelist

a list of activities for a bachelor party, you can't plan a bachelor party without a bachelist
you make the bachelist for ya boys bachelor party yet? beers, bars, boobs? what are we checking off on the bachelist?
by HipStir July 25, 2017
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bacherlory

Home decor that is obviously designed for a single masculine male.
Wow that room is really bacherlory!
by LightningLovesThunder December 18, 2017
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bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.
Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.
by gimpshoe May 6, 2018
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bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."
by Lil241 June 11, 2018
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Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.
"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"
by AJCrowley July 23, 2019
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bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.
by Micro Mage March 13, 2020
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bachelor bracket

A group of friends watch ABC’s “The Bachelor” and guess who’s gonna win. It’s like an NCAA basketball bracket where contestants are eliminated each week.
Hey girls, let’s do a bachelor bracket! Personally, I think Rachel’s gonna win because she’s the prettiest.
by Rusty687 January 3, 2021
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