Dry stupid joke humor rip off of another saying two wrongs don't make a right. The joke is two Chinese people (the Wongs) if they had a child together, will not produce a white child.
by cpetkunas July 5, 2020
Get the Two wongs don't make a white mug.The act of vomiting after too many margaritas, as defined by a T9 text betrayal. Can also be used to define any sort of alcohol related activity.
by Chanita August 20, 2007
Get the wongu mug.The ideology based on Russell Wong, specifically that he is the coolest man in the universe. Wongists believe that Russell Wong needs to be in more movies with top billing, and that Vanishing Son should be released on DVD.
"I just read the Wongist Manifesto. It blew my mind."
"I know. I'm not attracted to Russell Wong, but if he asked me to have sex with him, I would."
"Dude, if that wasn't Russell Wong you were talking about, that'd be so gay."
"I know. I'm not attracted to Russell Wong, but if he asked me to have sex with him, I would."
"Dude, if that wasn't Russell Wong you were talking about, that'd be so gay."
by Boiler Bro Joe March 3, 2005
Get the Wongism mug.by romnewz January 27, 2021
Get the Wonga mug.Rex "Hey max that cat over there is so wongo"
Max "Rex that's a rock"
Rex "why is this brown paper with grass in it smoking"
Max "Rex that's a rock"
Rex "why is this brown paper with grass in it smoking"
by TorqueMadness May 31, 2015
Get the Wongo mug.Wongus is a monkey that has fled from its owner and has bathed in a hot spring, to later find its gorilla father then its father gets killed by a huge gorilla called king coupon. you can recognize a Wongus by its normal sound " alialiaaaaaa"
by Lord Bergvall69 January 17, 2019
Get the Wongus mug.