shit my wack

To shit your wack is to soil your pants in a scary or terrifying situation.

Person 1 "Oh my god that was scary"
Person 2 "Yeah man I totally shit my wack!"

by Drinkypants May 2, 2018

Wacky Packages

A set of bubble gum card styled stickers produced by the Topps Chewing Gum company, with pictures of spoofed household products. A "non-sport" card. The concept later spawned Garbage Pail Kids.

Wacky Package spoofs include Mountain Goo, Dums (for the dummy), Duzn't Detergent, and Life Servers candy.

by Wacco February 7, 2004

wack pack

Name given to a group of people with different interests than your own. Can be given in a joking manner if you know the people or it can be given in a derogatory manner if you do not.

Founding member of the wack pack.

by Timmy S. July 7, 2005

wact

n. A "fact," the sole or primary evidence of which exists on the internet. See webidence

Dude, it is an undeniable wact that NASA fabricated the lunar landings and that the U.S. government was behind the 9/11 attacks.

by RAD_Esq September 17, 2006

Waco Wake-up Call

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

Wackers in Your Crackers

Pronounced Wackaz-in-yo-Crackaz, refers to a random and unexpected kick to a mans groin. the "wackaz" represents the kick and the "crackaz"represents the groin.

I am not sorry i made you cry this morning from the Wackers in Your Crackers. You will probably need to put ice on your groin for the rest of the day.

by Since83 March 25, 2010

wack dat crusty

The act of shaving a premature mustache

Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011