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Twat Squat 

1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".

2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)
"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."

"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"
Twat Squat by RomeoRedhead July 27, 2009
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twat clog 

The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.

"Damn it Kendal, you are such a Twat Clog!"
twat clog by bnanny May 5, 2008

Twat Shart 

A twat shart is when a girl queefs, while on her period, and a little bit of blood comes out.
Did you hear that?

Yeah Kelsey totally just twat sharted in Garretts face!
Twat Shart by Tricky Dilf September 29, 2010
A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).
Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.

My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.
Twat Tap by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011

twat-hump 

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space.
That bitch just twat-humped you!
twat-hump by Austin the twat-humper. September 27, 2011

Twat pop 

Code for when something goes wrong
I just saw my ex boyfriend with a prostitute-twat pop!
Twat pop by Caraericaandrea February 7, 2014