clog

A pedestrian who monopolizes shared walkways with complete inconsideration of others. Most often used to describe the following: a lackadaisical walker who blocks other, more agile, pedestrians from getting to where they need to go; one of a larger group of lunchtime strollers who think it's cute to walk shoulder-to-shoulder, five or six in a row, on a busy city sidewalk.

Don't these clogs know what it means to walk single file?

This Sunday-strolling clog is a real chooch.

by BK Artivism July 22, 2005

Clog

Clog is a code word for rape.

Damn she’s so hot I want to clog her so bad

by Antwan Guzzels March 26, 2023

clog

A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.

Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

clog

A strang lump of wood that you strap to your foot in order to walk through tulips... (or maybe float should you fall in a canal smashed out of your face on Heineken and Purple Haze) looks a bit like an old cheese?

Those Dutch are so stoned! They wear clogs man!!

by Blunt Bandit 66 April 1, 2003

Clog

To beat someone with a wooden shoe. Mostly used as a joke when your friend does something stupid.

“I’m going to clog you”

“I’m clogging you”

“I’m going to clog you to death”

by Cokaylovespilking006 April 29, 2021

Clog

timeclova but clog

YO ITS CLOG

by Dino_saw_ October 12, 2021

clog

To stay too long in one place or overerstay one's welcome. To linger or hang out.

After the Super Bowl ended I clogged on my buddies couch for a couple hours.

by J Zee June 24, 2009