Topeling

Parking your whip in a crooked manner whether within the lines or across one of the lines. A half-in, half-out, half-assed park job.

Wow. That is some epic topeling. Was he drunk when he parked or does he need new glasses?

by TheSeller August 25, 2018

Toedie

Someone who is all around rude and disrespectful with long yellow toenails.

Toedie is fucking foul.

by Toedieunite March 25, 2019

Tored

When you’re so bored that you’re tired. “Tored”

Dude Jessica’s party is terrible. I’m so tored right now.

by dereldoylan November 18, 2019

Tored

A word that appears when an idiot tries to type tired.

Why am I so tored?

by NymPsuedo August 28, 2020

Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020

Towed

Sex with the guy who comes to tow your Toyota on a runaway truck ramp.

Lexi- I medium key want to be the one towed by the tow truck guy

Gabi and Lauren - sameeee

Sabrina - Imma pass

by gabsablex April 21, 2021

tonedeafpunk

he’s my mutual. tonedeaf punk goes by the name Len and cosplays. he is very cool and currently has 1878 followers. by the time you see this, he’ll probably have more lolz.

person A : “hey, tonedeafpunk is a great cosplayer!!”

person B : “I agree! he’s actually my mutual!😱”

person A : “you’re so lucky!!”

person C : “lol dw you can ask if you want to be mutuals with tonedeafpunk. there is a chance he will say ‘sure!’”

by beewhoyouareforyourprideee September 3, 2021