tons-o-fun

A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.

I told Megan that talking to Doug and Josh sounded like tons-o-fun.

by Matt March 9, 2005

tonsil hockey goalie

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

tonk

A card game that is played between 2-5 people and is usually played for money

Jason: wanna play tonk?
Ryan:Ya lets play a quick dollar game

by orlando May 13, 2005

[tonsilities]

tonsilities - A Mother who has just been diagnosed with the medical condition tonsillitis - At the same she has many responsibilities.

Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!

Mother on Facebook - Grrrrrrr I have tonsilities again....!!!!!

Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!

by Chrisso.Australia August 6, 2009

Tons-o-fun

A large or morbidly obese woman.

Hey dude check her out, she'd be tons-o-fun in bed !!

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Fat Tonk

Bloomer; Brandon; Jarrod

1. Bloomer you fat tonk stop having sex with sluts.
2. Fat Tonk Brandon you need to go to the gym more, because you are a fat tonk.
3. Stop starting shit you FAT TONK>

by johnabair February 23, 2005

Baging Tons

A term a drug dealer uses to tell his buddies he re-upped and got a new supply.

Hey man, I got baging tons.

by ganja g October 28, 2010