Toad

an ugly women with a wide smile, and hips uncomforatably wide.

she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.

she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.

Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"

these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.

to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.

that bitch is toadin'

That girl look like a toad.

This women is a toad in all meanings.

I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.

by moses6 June 28, 2011

toad chode

When you rub your dick on a toad then get warts on your dick. To use toad chode to its full effect is to preform anal on your ex girlfriend then ribbit load and hard when you cum or when a wart explodes

I totally just fucked Gwen with my toad chode, she's such a stupid bitch!

by spongbob's penis March 30, 2015

Toadstool

When you take a crap in a toilet on top of toilet paper so that the crap sits on the paper like a toad... Toadstooling! AKA Lilypadding.

Dude, left the biggest toadstool in the faculty bathroom this morning!

by ScotchRox August 30, 2018

Toadie

Drunk. Having lost time with no recollection. Creatively blonde.

I really pulled a Toadie this weekend!

by Buzz February 9, 2005

angry hump toad

something high people think up
you would never ever even think of it if you werent high
its up to your imagination to decide what it looks like

haaaaaa angry hump toads

by Gusto May 13, 2005

toadmonster

The most indescribably hideous human being to have ever walked the face of the earth.

WOW. Lil Wayne is such a toadmonster.

by HPfans July 14, 2011

toadpipe

Tying a large toad to your penis while it is alive and having sexual intercourse while the toad squirms around in the vagina of the girl

The toadpipe is so overrated

by Asseater__69 April 26, 2016