Snail Slime

to leave a trail of cum on ones chest

Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS

by CackBoss February 18, 2011

snail Pace

When someone/ something goes increadibly slow, like a snail or slug.

Guy 1: hey dude I'm not ready yet
Guy 2: ill go snail pace dw
Guy1: cool, slide along nadges

by beccakg1 May 15, 2011

Pre-Snails

Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.

Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM

Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM

Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"

Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"

by shaginwagin May 5, 2010

MOODY SNAIL

some one who is getting angry over soemthing stupid;a.k.a slow

1."Omg, how come you always get the red marker, i want the red marker, I WANT THE RED MARKER! I WANT THE RED MARKER!."
2."Dude, seriously stop acting like a moody snail."
3."what does a moody snail have anything to do with it? I WANT THE RED MARKER."
4."Snails are slow right?"
5. "Yeah. I don't get it."
6."exactly."
7."Huh?"

by ambie September 8, 2006

snail stain

during the peak of sexual activity the male pulls out and shoots his load all over the receivers belongings.

that dirty whore "Trent" asked me to snail stain all over the backseat of his 84 camaro ;D.

by gaychevyman May 7, 2008

Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

by Remakulingo March 10, 2009

Snail Bumpers

Another term for lesbians. The vaginal lips resemble a slimy slug. When the lesbians are scissoring, they are "bumpin snails"!

Those chicks are snail bumpers!

by Jilly9999 October 19, 2008