fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017

Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media

My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018

Fake Steeze

Fake style; when a skateboarder tries too hard to have grace in his/her tricks, forcing something that isn't there.

That skater is so full of fake steeze; he just mob flips everything.

by HitPop December 17, 2008

fake-tato

The powdered mashed potatoes you get in a box.

I was running out of food so I decided to whip together my box of fake-tatoes for dinner.

by Dr. Craig September 10, 2007

Fake depression

If your name is Kazuto you are faking sad feelings to get attention bc your gf slaps you

Kazuto - i want to die bc i have fake depression

by @Kazuto#5284 November 11, 2019

Fake Followed

An occurrence, primarily on twitter, where an individual is followed by a fake or untraceable identity. Most of these fake followers do not have a bio, have no listed tweets, and do not have a profile picture larger than a thumbnail size photograph.

I got fake followed today by Hyacinth Tortorella.

Dude, half of my followers are fake.

If you just got followed by somebody with a European sounding name and you don't know them, you probably just got fake followed, my friend.

by Brexle October 29, 2010

fake numbered

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma

Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!

by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015