uncle ted

ted kaczynski, the one true father

rest in peace uncle ted

by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023

tedding

Taking care of an inanimate object or creature (like a teddy bear).

They were tedding their stuffed animals.

by Djasa December 27, 2023

Ted locks

Dreadlocks on white people

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.

by ZMoneyy February 8, 2024

Ted Bundy

A psychopathic motherfucker who raped, tortured and killed more than 30 women during the 1970s.

Ted Bundy is a right dirtbag who got excommunicated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints when they realised what a hypocrite he was

by EvanC7 November 13, 2023

Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met

Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person

by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023

Ted Bundy

Ted Bundy was an American serial killer who murdered at least 30 young women during the 1970s. He was known for his charming personality, good looks, and intelligence, which helped him gain the trust of his victims. Bundy would typically approach women in public places, sometimes feigning an injury or disability, before overpowering and assaulting them. He often revisited the bodies of his victims and committed acts of necrophilia.

Bundy was eventually caught and put on trial, during which he attempted to defend himself and even proposed marriage to one of the witnesses. He was found guilty and sentenced to death, but managed to escape from prison twice before eventually being executed in 1989. His crimes and notoriety have made him one of the most infamous serial killers in American history.

Ted Bundy was dangerous!

by DefinitionsGore May 8, 2023