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Toaster Mage

a really cool fool who ive known for a bit but has low self esteem and thats not good i try to help but he refuses but im a persistiant little bastard and wont give up if you would like to help plz vote thumbs up for my good ol pal toasty
Darkace: hello how are you

Toaster Mage:o.O..

Toaster Mage: boring?
by Darkace January 17, 2005
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Toast

a horrible hipster alternative rock band that only wants to sell, and could care less about music. Their drummer is good, but the rest is horrible. The singer has the attitude of Chad Kroeger, and the other members are hipsters that have nothing to do and suck at their instruments (except the drummer)
Vocals: weak
Guitars:Weak
Bass:weak
Drums:O.k but can be better
Dude 1:Hey, have you heard of the new band Toast?
Dude 2: Yeah they're sound too damn generic and simple.
Dude 1: I thought that too
Dude 3: LONG LIVE PUNK!!
all dudes: LONG LIVE PUNK & METAL!
by the TrUtH January 27, 2013
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The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.
Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!
by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008
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Egg-on toast

noun:

west coast expression meaning a person who is a complete tool.

an "egg-on toast" is usually the younger sibling of a friend
Guy 1:"that guy is so annoying!"
Guy 2:"yeah, he's a real egg-on toast"

E-O T:"hey guys! hey! hey! i'm over here! heeeey!"
Girl 1:(to Girl 2)"oh. mygod. she/he is such an egg-on toast"
by J. Robinson May 4, 2009
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Cheese on toast

Absolutely spot on, hits the spot, perfect, rounded and complete. Think of a perfect snack as a perfect term used for perfection but not only that, a solid, grounded and wholesome one too!
"Her explanation of the impact of ICT on society was as full on and as perfect as cheese on toast" or "Cheese on toast!" Students response to anothers spot on explanation to the question of the week.
by angelontheside December 31, 2009
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avocado toast

when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)

literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry

ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.

MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
by idtst May 28, 2018
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Toasted

- The state one gets into when they've done the drug Marijuana.
- Commonly called stoned, baked, burnt, blazed
1. Sammy and Carla walked into math class, red eyed and smelling like shit. They were totally toasted.

2. "Yo man, I'm so toasted now."
by Michelleabelle February 14, 2009
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